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Craigslisting - TinyToilers™

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:44:02 -0500

loljocks

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:14:39 -0500

"But believe me, we’re not all that way. The people in my church, for the most part, are..."

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:08:56 -0500

“But believe me, we’re not all that way. The people in my church, for the most part, are perfectly ordinary Americans like you and me. They believe in the simple old-fashioned traditions—Christmas, Easter, the slow and deliberate takeover of more and more county school boards to get the political power necessary to ban evolution from textbooks statewide. That sort of thing.”

- I’m Not One Of Those ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Christians | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source

"Also, I can’t stress this enough: Frank is a trained professional, unlike the retarded voice..."

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:02:26 -0500

“Also, I can’t stress this enough: Frank is a trained professional, unlike the retarded voice in your head telling you that this is a good idea.”

- Hard for the Yard: MMA legend chokes me unconscious

Least Popular Foods To Put In Jello

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 13:30:08 -0500

Least Popular Foods To Put In Jello

Craigslisting - Brooming Confusion

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:44:16 -0500

Craigslisting - Brooming Confusion

via punditkitchen

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 11:54:22 -0500

via punditkitchen

"We can’t say with complete certainty that “Perfect Day” is about heroin use, but..."

Thu, 06 Nov 2008 21:12:33 -0500

“We can’t say with complete certainty that “Perfect Day” is about heroin use, but Lou Reed only really wrote two types of songs: songs about heroin and songs about transvestites. And it’s not about a transvestite.”

- The 9 Most Inappropriate Soundtrack Choices of All Time

via www.cartype.com

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:34:18 -0400

via www.cartype.com

Rays fan takes a bottle to the head. World Series 08

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 12:00:00 -0400

Rays fan takes a bottle to the head. World Series 08

Barack and his Grandfather from chicagotribune.com

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:55:28 -0400

Barack and his Grandfather from chicagotribune.com

BeenVerified hopes to make background checks easier and cheaper - VentureBeat

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 10:25:38 -0400

BeenVerified hopes to make background checks easier and cheaper - VentureBeat

"I wish that they’d swoop down in a country lane Late at night when I’m driving Take me..."

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:53:15 -0400

“I wish that they’d swoop down in a country lane
Late at night when I’m driving
Take me on board their beautiful ship
Show me the world as I’d love to see it”

- Radiohead - Subterranean Homesick Alien Lyrics

"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the..."

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:36:18 -0400

“To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?’ To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.”

- David Sedaris on undecided voters (via Peter W. Knox) (via marco)

"I heard a rumor that ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ works also, but it didn’t seem..."

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 11:36:19 -0400

“I heard a rumor that ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ works also, but it didn’t seem quite as appropriate”

- CPR study suggests ‘Stayin Alive’ lives up to name

"Ignorant Christian Fascism is not a recipe for success, it’s Saudi Arabia under a different..."

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:23:40 -0400

“Ignorant Christian Fascism is not a recipe for success, it’s Saudi Arabia under a different prophet. Count me out.”

- A Republican In Virginia

"I implanted a RFID chip in my hand. I injected the chip myself from supplies bought on the internet...."

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 21:32:30 -0400

“

I implanted a RFID chip in my hand. I injected the chip myself from supplies bought on the internet. This tag is readable from up to 2 inches from my hand.

I am currently using it to open my handgun safe for instant access. I can have a gun in hand in one second in blackness without fumbling with buttons or codes.

”

- Boing Boing

"You know, I could see if it was pistol play or if he strangled him or choked him out while he was..."

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 17:10:27 -0400

“You know, I could see if it was pistol play or if he strangled him or choked him out while he was driving, but you know, if it’s man-to-man and we bump chests and push each other, you know, I don’t think that’s an altercation worth taking football away from him. But, you know, wrong place wrong time is all I can say.”

- Portis Conflicted on Pacman Suspension - D.C. Sports Bog

Harvest Co-op: How it works

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:00:52 -0400

Harvest Co-op: How it works

"We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics. And they will only grow louder and more..."

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 00:49:25 -0400

“We have been told we cannot do this by a chorus of cynics. And they will only grow louder and more dissonant in the weeks and months to come.”

- Barack Obama’s New Hampshire Primary Speech - January 8, 2008 - New York Times