September 17, 2009
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September 7, 2009
“ As a marketing executive, I’m intrigued by the idea of maintaining product loyalty by threatening former customers with death.
Cartel Kills 18 In Rehab | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source •
September 6, 2009
“ Not surprisingly, cops in Southern California have a police code devoted specifically to roid freaks beating their bicurious whore girlfriends.
Shawne Merriman Knows How To Beat A Lady - Deadspin •
August 3, 2009
“ It’s kind of like comparing apples and monkeys — not even oranges.
Macy’s Chief Executive Terry Lundgren on comparisons between his flagship store and the new Manhattan J.C. Penny store. via Showdown on 34th Street - WSJ.com •
August 1, 2009
C.R.E.A.M, get the money, dolla dolla bill y’all. (via bullshit)

C.R.E.A.M, get the money, dolla dolla bill y’all. (via bullshit)

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June 23, 2009
“ I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
E-mails from an Asshole •
June 8, 2009
“ Besides setting the literary community abuzz, Salinger’s decision to come out of seclusion has allowed scholars access to his massive archive of unpublished work for the first time. So far, critics have examined three never-before-seen novels, eight novellas, and more than two dozen short stories—all of which appear to be Terminator fan fiction.
New Terminator Movie Brings J.D. Salinger Out Of Hiding •
April 29, 2009
“ (248): Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
texts from last night •
“ I mean, who wouldn’t want to spend a week in a lawless Central Asian doomscape with Hall-of-Famer David Robinson, President Palmer, and the liquid Terminator.
Deadspin •
April 11, 2009
“ Ahh, yes. Swinging your arms violently at cops always ends well.
Deadspin - Everyone Had A Good Time At Ted Ginn’s Birthday Riot - Donte Whitner tazered by police •