June 23, 2009
I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
June 8, 2009
Besides setting the literary community abuzz, Salinger’s decision to come out of seclusion has allowed scholars access to his massive archive of unpublished work for the first time. So far, critics have examined three never-before-seen novels, eight novellas, and more than two dozen short stories—all of which appear to be Terminator fan fiction.
April 29, 2009
(248): Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to spend a week in a lawless Central Asian doomscape with Hall-of-Famer David Robinson, President Palmer, and the liquid Terminator.
April 11, 2009
March 30, 2009
sad octocat is the new failwhale
March 28, 2009
I have something that I am really good at. This something is really valuable. I am not sure why I am not doing it for a living. If you know someone who needs a stock-picking savant, give them my name.
I have something that I am really good at. This something is really valuable. I am not sure why I am not doing it for a living. If you know someone who needs a stock-picking savant, give them my name.
February 3, 2009
Died February 3, 1959 (aged 22), Clear Lake, Iowa, U.S.
February 2, 2009